I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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F? No k

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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This is a joke.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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