- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Wolfjob.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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