What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Oh, go away

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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