- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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