What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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