- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

... Chan chan

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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