Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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João Duarte reads this.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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