how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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smell the vitamin C

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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