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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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