twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Indians

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...