- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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