- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Indians

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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