Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

TIMMY

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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