Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Neither have I

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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