- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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