- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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