- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

knock knock Dave's not here.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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