- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Sloths

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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