Sex education in Texas.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

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they're dead. idiot.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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