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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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