A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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