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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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