Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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3 like an eel

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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An anti-joke

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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