- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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