How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Major League Soccer

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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being sober in a bar fight

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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