- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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