- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

no really what are ur names?

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Manchester City

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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