- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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