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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

every cloud has a silver lining

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

your mom is so fat.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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