My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Canadians

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the WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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