Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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penis

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What fires shots? A gun

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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