- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What has two legs? Half a cat

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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