- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

knock knock

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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