Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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