- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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your mom is so fat.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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