- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Justin beiber..

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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