- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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