- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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