- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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