- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??