- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Whats brown a sticky, shit

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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