Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

I'm HIV positive.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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