What's big and purple? Barney

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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anus

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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