- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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