- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Refrigerator

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

You bumder!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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