- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

TIMMY

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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