- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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