What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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