Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Anti Joke

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