- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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