- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Knock, Knock Come in

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Please don't shoot me

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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