What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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