Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

A black man without problems.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

So this blonde walks into a library.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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