Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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