What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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