Your mother just died.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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