What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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People with cancer.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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