What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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