- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

batman has diarrhea

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

what's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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