- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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