Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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