- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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