What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Smelly Indians.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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