I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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I'm rick james bitch

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ever tried african food? they neither

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Rylan Clark

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Anti Joke

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