Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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