- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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