What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Andoni was here

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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