A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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