- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Cripples are lame.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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