Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

An anti-joke

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Sarah Palin.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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