- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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