How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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