- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Boxing on Boxing Day

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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