- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Knock knock come in.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

How do you end a sentence

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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