What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

I woke up today

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Robin, get in the car, please.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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