- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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