Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What is 9+10? 19

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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