A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Where's my tractor?

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Anti Joke

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