Ps. I am getting green thumbs, which is weird, I never even expected for anyone to even bother to read my fucking long comments,but then again... As my wife said, " I am not pissed at the fact that members of my movement dont depend too much of my advice in order to get along in life for nothing". True, while horsehead network might mock me, and my "blood family hate and/or fear me" It takes only a look into my wife`s eyes to feel like a God... All while I got many thousand members of Neronism worldwide waiting for me to cope with my past so they can worship me (which pisses me off, it was never my intention, I give them life advice on how to shape their own life, not on how to cling to me). Nero: Neronism, look it up, join me, stop looking for the answers in religion, but stand up for yourself and realize that there is no reason to wait for life after death, when we together, can create heaven on earth. Yes esteemed members, I am back on my feet, and I am wearing my ortopedic arm made of steel again, consider it symbolism. Its free btw, your money is worthless to me, if you choose to see life for what it is in the eyes of a true human being, then you on the other hand, are worth as much as I am... What I am worth is something I will leave up to your opinion, because sure as fuck if I dont consider myself better than people most already. Its time to push forward again, led by a fist of steel.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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